assbuttmcgee: mr-radical: feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with #feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
jaclcfrost: “shouldn’t you be sleeping”
As I’ve previously stated, I’m 21, I’m single, and I’m in Las Vegas. Isn’t there anyone out there who wants to come cuddle with me? Please? If it helps, I’m cold like death so on those nights where it’s midnight and still 104, I could help keep you cool.
I think that if I were a pokémon I'd be a psyduck
lmeg9: penguinhumor: trying to socialize with friends getting a compliment new episode of my favorite show responsibilities life whoever made this, I love you
grantaire-dont-care: dancing queen young and sweet only sewenteen
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Notoriety wasn’t as good as fame, but was heaps better than obscurity.– Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman - Good Omens (via clubfistmansfield)